Category Archives: Candy

The bear code: Bears aren’t just for eating

I don’t try to be controversial. I just speak the truth, and sometimes people do not agree with me. What I write on this blog is my opinion, but it is also fact. If you can’t handle the truth, you … Continue reading

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The end of innocence

The first lie I ever told was about candy. After Halloween each year, I was allowed to keep one gallon-sized Ziploc bag of sweets. I would stuff it to the brim, really make the bag earn it, and the rest … Continue reading

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No really, orange is disgusting

There is an art to eating candy. Mine has evolved over the years. Now forgive the science, I have a math degree, but here is how it works: Survey your handful. Determine the proportions of colors. For example, you have … Continue reading

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